Friday, October 24, 2008

Friday Grin

It's a chilly & gray Friday here in the middle of Virginia, and my head feels like it is stuffed with cotton batting. The weather changes affect my sinuses.
I was happy to see a message from my cousin Shelley in Iowa waiting in my mailbox. She usually sends a laugh on Fridays, and I'll share today's joke with you.

Moms in Therapy

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'


He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'


He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'


At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner at Mr. Wong's.'

8 comments:

larry said...

very funny!!!lol

JubilantOne said...

Nyuk nyuk nyuk.

:-)

Happy Friday, Bill.

JO (formerly PP)

Zanejabbers said...

Please send MR. Censored to my work space. Loved the humor, butI would think the Chinese place would have been Mr. Dong's.

Patricia Marie said...

Great.

Scott W said...

This is my third visit to this post and I still can't come up with a snappy comeback.

Amypie71 said...

ha ha funny :D

Java said...

LOL!
I like that 4th mom.

Skippy said...

I love it! I always wondered what parents who named their kids Richard and let them go by Dick were thinking...now I know