It's My Party

Have you ever tried to explain the difference between the major American political parties to someone from another country? It can be difficult to define each party's characteristics even for natural-born citizens. However, it is an election year, and we should dive in with eyes wide open. These quick facts should help.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Democrats!

1. Democrats have four noses.



2. The Democrat-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Democrat-fights take place there every day.



3. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Democrats in your ear 700 times!



4. Democrats will often glow under UV light!



5. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Democrats', hated Democrats and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.



6. Democrats will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.



7. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Democrats.



8. If you lace Democrats from the inside to the outside, the fit will be snugger around your big toe.



9. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of Democrats is blue.



10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Democrats'.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Republicans!

1. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than Republicans, and 400 times smaller.



2. Americans discard enough Republicans to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months!



3. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Republicans'!



4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Republicans in your ear 700 times!



5. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Republicans are near.



6. Republicans can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!



7. Peanuts and Republicans are beans!



8. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Republicans.



9. Republicans were first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom their name comes!



10. Research indicates that Republicans will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

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I found this helpful information tool while having a cup of coffee with Lemuel over at The Greedy Maelstrom. You can also find out unknown facts about yourself and your friends. I never knew, for example, that if you cut me in half and count the seeds, you will learn how many children you will have. I wasn't at all surprised, though, to learn that Scott was banned in Finland for not wearing pants.